My Little Edward Scissorhands

Customized My Little Ponies. Swoon!

Inside Out & Upside Down I'm Gonna Show You What It's All About

Inside out champagne glasses? Yes, please! Your New Year's Eve party guests will swoon over these. Get some here.

I created the freaking poof!

Swoon over the most annoying girl from Jersey Shore getting punched in the face. That's what happens when you have a horrible, horrible voice.

Family Ties...Blank Check...Jail?

Wow! Andy from swoonable '80s sitcom Family Ties (and one of my all-time fav's, Blank Check) sure looks different these days.

I Do.

Used Vera Wang underwear? Ewww. Used Vera Wang wedding dresses. Swoon!

Always Remember To...

After you swoon over your feast....please brush your teeth. Happy Thanksgiving!

I Survived.

If you haven't watched I Survived on the Bio channel you are missing out. What would you do if your ex boyfriend comes after you with a chainsaw and cuts off your arm? What would you do if you woke up to see a man in a ninja costume standing at the end of your bed holding a knife?

Swoon over the answers while you watch full episodes of my new favorite show. Oh, and for some reason all of the rape victims are named Jennifer. Just my luck.

Hootie Hoo

Thanks to my boyfriend, I get to swoon over this necklace every day. I've only worn it twice...but both times were full-o-complements on it. The feathers have a wonderful shine to them...a must-see in person.

Write the Company

If you've ever wanted to write a company to complain, but just didn't have the guts to go through with it, you should check out Write the Company. I love the safe responses from the companies...especially the robotic, cookie-cutter versions. It's a writing swoonfest over there!

Or don't....I don't care.

If this is real...it deserves a swoon. But wait, there's more!

Pretty Nice Casket From Wal-Mart

Well, Wal-Mart finally sells everything. Caskets online? Weird. Pranksters writing fake product reviews? Swoon!

Gum, Chips and Eyeshadow?

The future is here and it's convenient. Thank you ZoomShops! Their latest creation, a Sephora vending machine. It's being tested inside J.C. Penney stores right now. Swoon!

Peaches 'n Cream

This wedding dress reminds me of my favorite Barbie...





I already have the Barbie (thanks to an awesome boyfriend)....now I need a wedding to wear the dress to (I'm looking at you awesome boyfriend).

Betsey Johnson is God

Mariboo shrug? Yes, please! Fur vests make me look like a cave woman...but mariboo? Swoon!

Halloween

Halloween is a wonderful time of year where you can dress slutty and eat entire bags of candy. Fact: Halloween is the most swoonable holiday ever created.

It's Miley!

Celebrites on Twitter. Swoon! PeopleBrowsr must swoon over them too....check out all their fancy pie charts! This one seems fishy:




How is Donnie Wahlberg the 2nd mentioned celeb....is he even a celeb still?

Bootiful Creations

Step 1. Check out these swoonable Halloween cakes.
Step 2. Bake me one.
Step 3. Repeat.

Stanky Leg Baby

I think this video speaks for itself.


Swoon!

I Felt Like It

Felted vases, bowls and plant cozies...swoon! I wonder if Papaver Vert finds their felted yarn at Michaels. I bet they do. ;)

Show Off Your Pegs

Regular shorts are boring. Sequin shorts are AMAZING! Leave it to Forever 21 to sequin something that will make your ass sparkle and shine for the low low price of $17.80. Swoon! Oh, and you should read my helpful guide to shopping at F21.

Makeup Gone Wrong

Swoon? I'm speechless.

I Want Cake Balls In My Mouth NOW!

Swoon with me now...cake balls! I tasted my first cake ball about a year ago. I was at a real rager...a party in my company library. A sweet librarian made them...and I thank her every day for introducing them to me. However, that hag hasn't made them for me ever since. So it's a good thing my pal Heat found Bakerella. Now go make me some cake ball pops!

What Are The Odds?

What are the odds that you'll die from a shark attack? 1 in 251,800,000. What are the odds that you'll check out Book of Odds? How should I know? Just go.

Comfort Food

Deconstructed Grilled Cheese and Tomato Soup? Yes, please! I'm swooning over the idea of making this yummy dish this weekend. But who are we kidding? I don't cook. Having-a-boyfriend-who-likes-to-cook FTW!

Crayon Art a 5 Year Old Couldn't Do

I've been swooning over these pieces of art made entirely of crayons by Christian Faur. You should too. And remember, always buy your crayons at Michaels so I can keep my job writing for them. Carry on!

Mantyhose?

I'm speechless. "Time for tights. Cool spring outfit." Really? I'm swooning over the horrible copy on their website and the overall horrible idea of pantyhose for men. It gives a whole new level to dbaggery.

Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros

Gee golly oh my I can't get this song out of my head. Love the chick's voice...swoon! Check out their tour dates and other songs. I'll be at the Loft in Dallas for sure.

As Joey from Blossom would say, "Woah!"

While shopping at my local Central Market I spotted these babies. Rice crispy treats with ice cream inside? Swoon! A mascot that looks like he's zipping off his rice crispy outfit? Double swoon! Find them at Whole Foods, Central Market and other snobby grocers worldwide.

Late Nite Domo

Oh thank heaven for donuts, hot dogs and slurpies at 2am! But wait...there's more! Domo has invaded your local 7-11. Swoon!

Dreams Really Do Come True

I guess Neiman Marcus finally read my letter. Customized Cupcake Cars...only $25,000 each? Swoon! I'll take a dozen!

One Man's Junk Is Another Man's New Junk

Looking for some furniture to refurbish? Maybe a set of Fiesta dishes? If you're into used stuff and the occasional score you'll enjoy Yard Sale Treasure Map. It scours Craigslist postings and puts them all on one map for you, which means easier garage sale shopping. Swoon!

Magic Name Generator

Make your name more magical with the Magical Re-Namerator. Mine turned into JENNODIUS. Swoon!

Keep Your Fish To Yourself

Read it. Learn things. Win more friends at work. 10 Things I Hate About Office Kitchens.

I've Got Schemes

Toss out those pantone books...you can pretend to be a designer with the online Color Scheme Designer. This could be really helpful when you're redecorating, and the page examples are a great way to see your selected colors in action. Swoon!

Nerd Jewelry

Hey, nerd! If you were wearing this swoonable jewelry I'd push you down and steal it for sure. Check out Nervous System and shop yourself nerdy through their new cell cycle collection.

A Real Little People Village?

Dwarves found theme park commune to escape bullying. It's true! They live in mushroom houses and dress up like fairy tale characters. OMG! Swoon!

Table Dancer

I usually don't condone shoes anywhere near food...but in the case of high heel cake servers I say go nuts! Cake + heels = swoon!

Hey, Chippy Chippy

Paint chips as home decor? I'm swooning over the possibilities! However, I'm torn on what they would actually look like hanging on a wall. I could see it going horribly wrong and/or horribly right. But, hey, if you can successfully sneak that many chips from the paint department more power to you.

Clark and Michael

What?!? You haven't seen Clark and Michael before? Where have you been??! Michael Cera at his finest....if Arrested Development didn't exhist. Watch the first "season" online. Swoon! You're welcome.

Coming Soon: My Birthday!

Inspiration for my upcoming birthday bash:




This year, I'm thinking '80s Roller Skating Party....legwarmers, crimped hair, sequins. Swoon! Invitations coming soon!

Calories Smalories

I only like 3 things about fall:
1) Shopping for cute jackets & coats, then wondering if I'll be able to wear them since I live in Texas.
2) The potential for ice days, aka no work days.
3) Pumpkin Spice Lattes from Starbucks.


Nutmeg sprinkled on my whipped cream? Don't mind if I do! Swoon!

Loft 610 + Tre

You probably remember Tre Wilcox from season 3 of Top Chef. He was from Dallas, so I cheered for him. But when he didn't win, I was ashamed. Perhaps he can win me back with a tasty, over-priced lunch at Loft 610 in Plano. He'll be the new executive chef there starting October 6. You won't be able to miss him...he'll be the buff black guy in the middle of a million hungry women. Swoon!

Notepod

Sketching an iPhone app? Like pretending to have an iPhone? You need a Notepod.

Faux Pop Art

Is it weird that I REALLY want one of these digital portraits featuring my doggy? Even though they're pretty much on the same level as airbrushed t-shirts....I swoon over the idea of getting one made.

Check out real customer's horrible and adorable creations at All Pop Art.

Austin City Limits - Free Tunes

You have until October 31 to download 16 free ACL songs.

My Top 5 Beauty Product Picks

If I could only have five beauty products these are the five I would pick. Wait, no, I'd kill myself. Here they are anyway:



Urban Decay Eye Shadow Primer Potion
$17
When they say this stuff is a miracle…they aren’t lying! Sweep this potion across your lids and watch those mid-day shadow creases disappear. You’ll have smooth lids and fresh-looking shadow all day long.



Urban Decay Ink for Eyes
$22
This is the best cream eyeliner I’ve ever used…and the clever packaging is great! The double-ended brush included helps you make razor-sharp lines or smoked out smudges. Zero is a great everyday black, but they also have some other fun colors like a midnight blue and a deep green.




Benefit Dallas Pressed Powder Blush
$28
This color is flattering on all skin tones. It’s the perfect sun-kissed glow that isn’t too dark or too light. The applicator enclosed is one of my favorites…it’s the perfect size for sweeping across your cheeks, nose and forehead….or creating diagonal contour lines under your cheekbones.



Benefit High Beam
$24
Add this pearly pink luminescent complexion enhancer to your cheekbones and brow bones after your foundation and volia..supermodel glow! Some people even mix this in with their foundation for a pretty, all over glow.



Stila Kitten Eyeshadow
$18
This shimmering nude pink shadow is a must-have. Wear it alone or as a highlighter….this will be your go-to shadow for all your looks. Put it in the corner of your eyes to give your eyes a nice pop!

Get The Goods:
Urban Decay
Benefit
Stila
Sephora
Ulta