Pretty Nice Casket From Wal-Mart

Well, Wal-Mart finally sells everything. Caskets online? Weird. Pranksters writing fake product reviews? Swoon!

Gum, Chips and Eyeshadow?

The future is here and it's convenient. Thank you ZoomShops! Their latest creation, a Sephora vending machine. It's being tested inside J.C. Penney stores right now. Swoon!

Peaches 'n Cream

This wedding dress reminds me of my favorite Barbie...





I already have the Barbie (thanks to an awesome boyfriend)....now I need a wedding to wear the dress to (I'm looking at you awesome boyfriend).

Betsey Johnson is God

Mariboo shrug? Yes, please! Fur vests make me look like a cave woman...but mariboo? Swoon!

Halloween

Halloween is a wonderful time of year where you can dress slutty and eat entire bags of candy. Fact: Halloween is the most swoonable holiday ever created.

It's Miley!

Celebrites on Twitter. Swoon! PeopleBrowsr must swoon over them too....check out all their fancy pie charts! This one seems fishy:




How is Donnie Wahlberg the 2nd mentioned celeb....is he even a celeb still?

Bootiful Creations

Step 1. Check out these swoonable Halloween cakes.
Step 2. Bake me one.
Step 3. Repeat.

Stanky Leg Baby

I think this video speaks for itself.


Swoon!

I Felt Like It

Felted vases, bowls and plant cozies...swoon! I wonder if Papaver Vert finds their felted yarn at Michaels. I bet they do. ;)

Show Off Your Pegs

Regular shorts are boring. Sequin shorts are AMAZING! Leave it to Forever 21 to sequin something that will make your ass sparkle and shine for the low low price of $17.80. Swoon! Oh, and you should read my helpful guide to shopping at F21.

Makeup Gone Wrong

Swoon? I'm speechless.

I Want Cake Balls In My Mouth NOW!

Swoon with me now...cake balls! I tasted my first cake ball about a year ago. I was at a real rager...a party in my company library. A sweet librarian made them...and I thank her every day for introducing them to me. However, that hag hasn't made them for me ever since. So it's a good thing my pal Heat found Bakerella. Now go make me some cake ball pops!

What Are The Odds?

What are the odds that you'll die from a shark attack? 1 in 251,800,000. What are the odds that you'll check out Book of Odds? How should I know? Just go.

Comfort Food

Deconstructed Grilled Cheese and Tomato Soup? Yes, please! I'm swooning over the idea of making this yummy dish this weekend. But who are we kidding? I don't cook. Having-a-boyfriend-who-likes-to-cook FTW!

Crayon Art a 5 Year Old Couldn't Do

I've been swooning over these pieces of art made entirely of crayons by Christian Faur. You should too. And remember, always buy your crayons at Michaels so I can keep my job writing for them. Carry on!

Mantyhose?

I'm speechless. "Time for tights. Cool spring outfit." Really? I'm swooning over the horrible copy on their website and the overall horrible idea of pantyhose for men. It gives a whole new level to dbaggery.

Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros

Gee golly oh my I can't get this song out of my head. Love the chick's voice...swoon! Check out their tour dates and other songs. I'll be at the Loft in Dallas for sure.

As Joey from Blossom would say, "Woah!"

While shopping at my local Central Market I spotted these babies. Rice crispy treats with ice cream inside? Swoon! A mascot that looks like he's zipping off his rice crispy outfit? Double swoon! Find them at Whole Foods, Central Market and other snobby grocers worldwide.

Late Nite Domo

Oh thank heaven for donuts, hot dogs and slurpies at 2am! But wait...there's more! Domo has invaded your local 7-11. Swoon!

Dreams Really Do Come True

I guess Neiman Marcus finally read my letter. Customized Cupcake Cars...only $25,000 each? Swoon! I'll take a dozen!