In the Hood

Sequins? Mini skirt? HOODY? SWOON! And even though Miss. Lohan is wearing it, I still want it. Wow!

Colored Pencil of the Month Club

Sign up to receive 25 colored pencils a month & by the end of 20 months you'll have collected 500 pieces of the color spectrum. Plus, you can even buy swoonable display holders. The cheese of the month club should think about doing that.

Duct Tape Prom

"We stopped counting the rolls after 30." ....I think there's a fat joke in there. It may be nerdy, sticky and oh-so-lame...but I have to hand it to these kids, their designs are pretty creative. Check them out and take a guess how many times they were pushed down and made fun of on prom night. Swoon!

Blankets Can Slip & Slide...

...but the Japanese Snuggie will never let you go. NEVER! This is a non-swoon item due to the exposed feet. Feet are gross.

Paint. Peel. Repeat.

You MUST get some Sula Paint & Peel nail polish. First I swooned over the colors. Then, after my first peel session, I swooned again. Now 2..3..4...etc. different nail colors in 1 day is actually possible!

NYE 2010 = Relax

My Little Edward Scissorhands

Customized My Little Ponies. Swoon!

Inside Out & Upside Down I'm Gonna Show You What It's All About

Inside out champagne glasses? Yes, please! Your New Year's Eve party guests will swoon over these. Get some here.

I created the freaking poof!

Swoon over the most annoying girl from Jersey Shore getting punched in the face. That's what happens when you have a horrible, horrible voice.

Family Ties...Blank Check...Jail?

Wow! Andy from swoonable '80s sitcom Family Ties (and one of my all-time fav's, Blank Check) sure looks different these days.

I Do.

Used Vera Wang underwear? Ewww. Used Vera Wang wedding dresses. Swoon!

Always Remember To...

After you swoon over your feast....please brush your teeth. Happy Thanksgiving!

I Survived.

If you haven't watched I Survived on the Bio channel you are missing out. What would you do if your ex boyfriend comes after you with a chainsaw and cuts off your arm? What would you do if you woke up to see a man in a ninja costume standing at the end of your bed holding a knife?

Swoon over the answers while you watch full episodes of my new favorite show. Oh, and for some reason all of the rape victims are named Jennifer. Just my luck.

Hootie Hoo

Thanks to my boyfriend, I get to swoon over this necklace every day. I've only worn it twice...but both times were full-o-complements on it. The feathers have a wonderful shine to them...a must-see in person.

Write the Company

If you've ever wanted to write a company to complain, but just didn't have the guts to go through with it, you should check out Write the Company. I love the safe responses from the companies...especially the robotic, cookie-cutter versions. It's a writing swoonfest over there!

Or don't....I don't care.

If this is real...it deserves a swoon. But wait, there's more!

Pretty Nice Casket From Wal-Mart

Well, Wal-Mart finally sells everything. Caskets online? Weird. Pranksters writing fake product reviews? Swoon!

Gum, Chips and Eyeshadow?

The future is here and it's convenient. Thank you ZoomShops! Their latest creation, a Sephora vending machine. It's being tested inside J.C. Penney stores right now. Swoon!

Peaches 'n Cream

This wedding dress reminds me of my favorite Barbie...





I already have the Barbie (thanks to an awesome boyfriend)....now I need a wedding to wear the dress to (I'm looking at you awesome boyfriend).

Betsey Johnson is God

Mariboo shrug? Yes, please! Fur vests make me look like a cave woman...but mariboo? Swoon!