Always Remember To...

After you swoon over your feast....please brush your teeth. Happy Thanksgiving!

I Survived.

If you haven't watched I Survived on the Bio channel you are missing out. What would you do if your ex boyfriend comes after you with a chainsaw and cuts off your arm? What would you do if you woke up to see a man in a ninja costume standing at the end of your bed holding a knife?

Swoon over the answers while you watch full episodes of my new favorite show. Oh, and for some reason all of the rape victims are named Jennifer. Just my luck.

Hootie Hoo

Thanks to my boyfriend, I get to swoon over this necklace every day. I've only worn it twice...but both times were full-o-complements on it. The feathers have a wonderful shine to them...a must-see in person.

Write the Company

If you've ever wanted to write a company to complain, but just didn't have the guts to go through with it, you should check out Write the Company. I love the safe responses from the companies...especially the robotic, cookie-cutter versions. It's a writing swoonfest over there!

Or don't....I don't care.

If this is real...it deserves a swoon. But wait, there's more!

Pretty Nice Casket From Wal-Mart

Well, Wal-Mart finally sells everything. Caskets online? Weird. Pranksters writing fake product reviews? Swoon!

Gum, Chips and Eyeshadow?

The future is here and it's convenient. Thank you ZoomShops! Their latest creation, a Sephora vending machine. It's being tested inside J.C. Penney stores right now. Swoon!

Peaches 'n Cream

This wedding dress reminds me of my favorite Barbie...





I already have the Barbie (thanks to an awesome boyfriend)....now I need a wedding to wear the dress to (I'm looking at you awesome boyfriend).

Betsey Johnson is God

Mariboo shrug? Yes, please! Fur vests make me look like a cave woman...but mariboo? Swoon!

Halloween

Halloween is a wonderful time of year where you can dress slutty and eat entire bags of candy. Fact: Halloween is the most swoonable holiday ever created.